You seriously should consider writing, the minimum lenght is only 1,000 words and you have until April 30 to submit your fic! Plenty of time. :) Come on, it'll be fun!
In the meantime, I think I'm coming down with something. ^^ Maybe even have a fever. But hey, have seen this?:
Somebody had to write this (so why not me?) by who_la_hoop
It kills me every time. :D