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28 September 2015 @ 09:30 am
Happy Birthday, Birds!!!! (and I'm sorry ^^)  
Happy birthday birdsofshore!!

I'm sorry I'm giving you such a lame gift. In fact, it's not even a gift. It's more of a "gift", like an attempt at a gift, and why it ultimately failed. But since I'm obviously a masochist I'm going to show in detail this whole debacle. :D In fact, all the pictures can be made bigger by clicking on them.

I got in my head that I wanted to do an ~illustration~ of In the Company of a Rubber Duck. I had good intentions, honest! But – well, you'll see.

I had everything nearly ready. I had a great idea. Harry in the tub, with Draco talking to him and smitting him and it being cool and funny, but stuff happened. Look:

Harry:



Rubber Duck!Draco:




With a bonus of Mouthy!Rubber Duck!Draco:



The tub & ~scene~ settling:



Seemed to go pretty OK, yeah? Well.

I ran into my first obstacle with Harry though. It turns out that action figures for children cannot be undressed -- which I suppose is a relief? But really, not very conducting for my project.

See:



But hey, I'm nothing if not diligent and I figured I could make the ~bubbles~ high enough and the rest your dirty imagination would take care of.

But then I ran into another problem; bubbles. God, you don't want to know all the stuff I tried – which I'm telling you anyway (in no particular order): cotton, sheets, towels, a beret, rubber, and digital (I took far too much time on this and the results weren't even worth showing). At the end it was a weird mix of, well, I'll keep that mystery to myself. And still didn't work because. . .

The biggest problem, as a matter of fact, was, again, Harry. He just wouldn't co-operate. And probably not his own doing. But the thing is, this action figure would not sit in the tub. Yeah, he just wouldn't bend properly in position (and I should have seen this one coming after the fail at undressing him, really):



He looked very uncomfortable, I reckon because he never planned to take a soak, you know? Being dressed and all.

He can kneel though! (I don't know why I tried that, frankly.)



Which I'm sure it's OK.

But I was committed to this idea and I actually got this rubber duck for this so I had to do something! And finally, I realised Harry was smitten with Draco!Duck and that's the story I should "tell".

And here are the results:



I'm so sorry, Birds. But I love you. <3 I promise I had good intentions. I hope you're having a fantastic day! ♥♥♥


Disclaimer (which I know, it should go on top): In the Company of a Rubber Duck by birdsofshore should not be blamed or even at all related to this project. The story is amazing and this (what is even this, really?) is not. ^^

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIRDS! ♥
 
 
 
my_thestralmy_thestral on September 28th, 2015 01:34 pm (UTC)
LOL, oh this gift-gone-wrong-yet-so-right session will be an instant success, I can tell! :D
I think Birds (HAPPY B-DAY, BIRDS!) will feel very loved and appreciated by all the effort you've put in!
I hope you had a great stay in the US; go on, make a looooong post about it! :)
welcome to villa cariño!capitu on September 29th, 2015 11:32 am (UTC)
I'm working on making a post of that trip. I have a lot to say! ^^

This gift, I had the best intentions, that's all I can say. :D
Marianneeidheann_writes on September 28th, 2015 01:37 pm (UTC)
bahahahaha

omg poor Ines. Harry just not wanting to cooperate! But this is amazing! You are wonderful, and Birds is wonderful to be getting this <33
welcome to villa cariño!capitu on September 29th, 2015 11:33 am (UTC)
He wouldn't! And I tried and tried. :D

<333
Avid Supporter of the Booty Floolq_traintracks on September 28th, 2015 01:44 pm (UTC)
Omggggg! I'm crying from laughing so hard!!!! Capi! This is BRILLIANT! I love that your filthy mind was thwarted by (I'm guessing) the far FILTHIER minds that constructed that doll so that you couldn't take his clothes off! Because I mean really! They KNEW we'd all want to! LOLOL! Oh but they make him kneel just fine. Okay then. Yeah, they're not dirty dirty toy makers. *snort* God, do they make a Draco? Because next year... with a kneeling Harry? It really wouldn't matter if they had all their clothes on.

BUT I DIGRESS.

Omg, this is wonderful! The thought bubbles! "Omfg help!" I'm just dying laughing! And oh god that last! With the duck in his perfectly outstretched hand, his perfectly blissed face! The hearts all around! <33333

Genius. :-D

Thank you for doing this! And for sharing the entire experience, too. It's awesome just like this. ♥
Guinishiftylinguini on September 28th, 2015 02:22 pm (UTC)
God, do they make a Draco? Because next year... with a kneeling Harry? It really wouldn't matter if they had all their clothes on.

LOL!!! <3

(but, seriously...do they? ;D)
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Vaysh Swiftstorm: hd_cupcakesvaysh on September 28th, 2015 01:45 pm (UTC)
OMG. I tried, honest to God, tried to read this MASTERPIECE with the severity and respect it is due. I lost it when DRESSED HARRY was in the tub with mystery bubbles, all ~HALP! HALP! HALP~. Built-in uniforms, irremovable wands, Harry kneeling before the tub strange wizarding ritual, WITCH WEEKLY SPREAD on the dark walls of one of the basement bathrooms of Grimmauld Place. OMG. OMG. *breathes* :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BIRDS!!!!!!
welcome to villa cariño!capitu on September 29th, 2015 11:41 am (UTC)
LOL!!!!! It was serious, this project! I'm glad you appreciate it because it took a lot of work. XD I tried so many things!!!!

Harry keeps his romantic side on the basement. *nods* I'm certain. Well, he keeps something there all right. ^^

♥♥♥
kedavranoxkedavranox on September 28th, 2015 01:57 pm (UTC)
I'm laughing so much! LOLOL.

Also Happy Birthday, Birds!
welcome to villa cariño!capitu on September 29th, 2015 11:42 am (UTC)
<333
besamislabios: Peggy Carterbesamislabios on September 28th, 2015 02:04 pm (UTC)
LOL @ Harry in the tub with a smile on his face, probably wondering wtf is going on!! :DD

Awesome gift!
welcome to villa cariño!capitu on September 29th, 2015 11:43 am (UTC)
He was! He was literally looking up the heavens wondering. *nods*
Guinishiftylinguini on September 28th, 2015 02:20 pm (UTC)
Oh my god. This is amazing. I am laughing so much, I have an actual stitch. It kind of hurts. Harry in the tub has destroyed me. Bloody Harry! You are a genius and amazing and you should do this for every fic.

<333333333333333333333

(still laughing!!!!)
welcome to villa cariño!capitu on September 29th, 2015 11:43 am (UTC)
I'm sorry! LOL I might make an icon of Harry in the tub because... too good. :D

I should, yeah? I have the drive!
cabinetcaligaricabinetcaligari on September 28th, 2015 02:23 pm (UTC)
Okay, this is fucking awesome, and probably the fact that Harry wasn't really co-operative (just like in fic RL!) makes it all the better :D

I think Harry actually was ashamed by his arousal for the rubber duck and therefore deliberately counteracted your efforts to get him into his luxurious bath.

I also love his little custom-made bath, and the poster in the background (oh Harry little narcissistic shit, wanking all over the poster showing what a hero you are), and I think the kneeling position only shows the titan battle between you and him, where you finally got him on his knees :D Well done, you <3
welcome to villa cariño!capitu on September 29th, 2015 11:45 am (UTC)
I think Harry actually was ashamed by his arousal for the rubber duck and therefore deliberately counteracted your efforts to get him into his luxurious bath.

You saw the bulge, right??? LOL

Yeah, he was difficult but I was not to be thwarted!
snowgallsnowgall on September 28th, 2015 04:59 pm (UTC)
Oh my god, too funny!

But wait, is Harry *sewn into* his clothing? Like some high-end fashion model? Do they have to do that with every one of these figures? Who does that???

And is the uniform underneath painted on or something? So confused!

In my day, they would just make Ken dolls with undefined ambiguous bulges in their crotch areas. No genitals, of course! But poor Harry doesn't even get an undefined ambiguous bulge?

Oh the humanity!

:D

But really, this was super funny, and now I need to read this story again!
welcome to villa cariño!capitu on September 29th, 2015 11:46 am (UTC)
Yeah, yeah! Exactly. I have no idea how they did that, but Harry's sewn into his clothing. They are crazy! XD

I'm happy to inform that he does have a bulge all right. Yep, and it's prominent. ;)

I'll work on a different project with it though! :D
fantasyfiend09fantasyfiend09 on September 28th, 2015 05:35 pm (UTC)
You may not have told the story you originally meant to, but the story you ended up telling was hilarious. *snorts* I love all of the ways the doll thwarted you by clearly being designed for very different purposes. Although I am not sure what purpose the designers had in mind if he can kneel but not get naked. WTF?

I love the final shot of Harry smitten with duck!Draco. You did capture the essence of Bird's story there.
welcome to villa cariño!capitu on September 29th, 2015 11:47 am (UTC)
I am not sure what purpose the designers had in mind if he can kneel but not get naked.

Exactly! I think maybe manufactures had a different kink ideas for this doll. Who knows, who the devil knows? ^^
la, zeitgeist!: z blackzeitgeistic on September 28th, 2015 05:40 pm (UTC)
honestly this is the most amazing thing I've ever seen
welcome to villa cariño!capitu on September 29th, 2015 11:47 am (UTC)
<333333
smirkingcatsmirkingcat on September 28th, 2015 05:50 pm (UTC)
its an amazing gift!
and its very cute
and i adore the story around as much as i adore the gift itself!
and i'm wondering why the action figure can kneel but not sit well in tub *dirt mind trick in my mind now too*
and yay for pics !
great work!
i'm sure birdofshore likes it/will like it (i really need to start to check out comments before i comment myself, but nope i will never learn)
welcome to villa cariño!capitu on September 29th, 2015 11:48 am (UTC)
Why he can kneel and not undress is a question for the ages, I can tell you that. :D

I'm happy you find this bit of silly funny, my dear! <3
huldrejentahuldrejenta on September 28th, 2015 07:12 pm (UTC)
I'm laughing so hard right now that it's taken me forever to hit the right letters when I type this, hahaha, this was hilarious!! :D Just perfect in every way! ♥
welcome to villa cariño!capitu on September 29th, 2015 11:49 am (UTC)
I'm happy this made you laugh, darling! ♥ (have missed you!)
Jocelyn Lavingroolover on September 28th, 2015 07:18 pm (UTC)
This made me smile, and then grin, and then giggle, and then laugh loudly for several minutes :-) You are a total star!
welcome to villa cariño!capitu on September 29th, 2015 11:49 am (UTC)
:D I'm happy you liked this, groo! <33 I really tried something here. XD
Dicta Contriondicta_contrion on September 28th, 2015 08:17 pm (UTC)
Oh, my goodness. I am laughing and laughing. This is fantastic and I'm SO glad you decided to share. This is amazing. ♥
welcome to villa cariño!capitu on September 29th, 2015 11:50 am (UTC)
I had to share, madness must be shared! :D <333